Wednesday, October 24, 2012


  You know what I love about Justin Bieber? The lawsuits this dude illicits. Some of the prime points listed in the latest lawsuit by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez's "real" father:
  "Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."
  "[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones."
  "Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card."

FYI: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, defaces a Canadian Bear rug. Shame on you, Justin!

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