You know what I love about Justin Bieber? The lawsuits this dude illicits. Some of the prime points listed in the latest lawsuit by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez's "real" father:• "Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."
• "[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones."
• "Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card."
FYI: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, defaces a Canadian Bear rug. Shame on you, Justin!